so yesterday at work this guy bought a toy lightsaber for his son (who wasn’t there) and they come in either red or blue so I brought out both for him to choose and I was like ‘so is your son more light side or dark side heh?’
and he was like ‘um I’ll take the blue, blue for a boy right’
I needed a moment because I couldn’t possibly begin to explain to him all the things wrong with that sentence
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
Yep. And I get really emotional thinking about it.
Don’t worry. The cracking sound was just my heart.
He is respected throughout the Jedi Order for his insight as well as his warrior skill. He has become the hero of the next generation of Padawans; he is the Jedi their Masters hold up as a model. He is the being that the Council assigns to their most important missions. He is modest, centered, and always kind. He is the ultimate Jedi.
- Matthew Stover, Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith